who are the blonde girl and the black guy in the left corner..?
Wanna hear about the best day of my life? Cubs. I’d um- I pissed myself by accident, and I was just sittin’ down for ages and then I was tryna’ get out like, to leave the room. But this little kid kept blocking me. He was like, playin’ a game or something, and then so, I told he, right, he was a dickhead and that he’s gonna’ get out of my way right, dickhead. And then the whole place went quiet cause I said dickhead. And then they were all laughing, everyone and I couldn’t work out if it was cause I’d swore or if they’d seen that like, my shorts were wet. So, I tried to cover my shorts with my hands. Right, but that meant they all definitely noticed, and then there was more laughin’. (…) Anyway, Peter stands up and no one liked him and he, takes my hand and took me to the toilet and then, had me take my shorts off and then he cleaned me up. And then he took of his shorts and put them on me. And then, he kissed me on the cheek and took my hand, and we both went out there - I was in his pants. No one laughed. That’s the best day of my life.
